sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I am spending my child support on dildos
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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