Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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