Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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