plz talk dirty to me
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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