I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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