Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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