Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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