I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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