I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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