She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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