You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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