this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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