check it out our google latitudes are spooning
id be glad to
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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