Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We don't watch enough power rangers
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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