Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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