would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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