do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Randomize
