And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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