there's paper in my vomit.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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