Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
