I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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