You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
You don't make any sense
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