Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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