well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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