I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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