We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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