erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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