Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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