i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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