They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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