You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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