She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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