Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I can tuck mytits in my pants
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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