TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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