I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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