so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize