Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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