The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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