She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I will be naked everywhere
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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