so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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