Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Semen is not good for contacts.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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