I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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