I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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