I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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