What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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