There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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