Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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