...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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