Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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