talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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