...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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