what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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