she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm really busy with my period
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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