We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
