So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
