If that was your dad, he is hot
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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