gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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