Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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